When You Just Can't Seem To Find That Special Someone To Keep You Warm At Night...

"Missing that special someone? Longing for the feeling of comfort and warmth you get only from a woman's lap? Maybe you just want to take a nap and need a pillow? Shaped just like a beautiful woman's lap, kneeling in Japanese-style, the Hizamakura "Lap Pillow" gives the best re-creation available, complete with your choice of a red or black skirt to top it off. Hizamakura is soft and elastic to the touch, and perfectly suited to lying your head on. You'll be surprised at how comfortable and real it feels!"

And if that's not creepy enough for ya ladies...