Black Eyed Peas: Clear Sign Of The Coming Apocalypse.

I'm sure you've noticed that there has been a lot of talk of the world ending lately. It's everywhere; in the news, movies, and countless books. Well, forget about 2012 Mayan prophecies. Forget about bird's falling from the sky, dead fish all over the globe, Iran, North Korea, solar flares, etc. Forget about any of the current end times scenarios. You don't have to look any further than what was on most of your TV's last night. That halftime performance was one of the most evident sign of the Apocalypse I have seen to date. Seriously, watch this video objectively and then think about the fact that this is the most popular group in America and pretty much the world right now. That one fact alone could signify the demise of Western Civilization. It doesn't even seem real to me. How can it be that so many people are falling for this gag. They look like absolute morons and they're music is written to be in commercials. It would be one thing if they were actually pulling off the Daft Punk meets De La Soul kinda vibe they're going for, but they just look dumb. Their cheesy urban cyborg look doesn't even match their sound. What's so futuristic and innovative about dance pop? This is beyond lame; total corn ball entertainment. I know The Black Eyed Peas are an easy target but c'mon America. We can do better than this; can't we? We're turning into this surreal caricature of ourselves that would be fun to watch if I weren't all up in it, you know? Anyway, here's the whole End Time's Extravaganza in it's horrific entirety.

At first I was pissed at Slash letting Fergie destroy "Sweet Child O' Mine" in front of pretty much the biggest crowd possible. Then I found out that yesterday was Axl Roses' birthday. That changes everything! Nice move Slash. He got paid to punk that creep. Genius.

One of the most entertaining parts of the whole thing is watching Fergie try to figure out the best way to hump Slash's leg/guitar. Isn't she disgusting!?

Since we're on the topic, This one's a few years old but relevant. Watch this nasty chick roll around the stage in front of little kids @ 2:45. How old are they 5 or 6? Nice. She should have been arrested.


Anyway, all that got me thinking about the greatest halftime show performance in Superbowl history. It happened in 1989 during Superbowl 23. This is real. It actually happened. Prepare to be astounded.